You have to cut an overgrown tree branch? You need:
1. a ladder +
2. a saw +
3. a friend willing to help you . Or next time, just advise you?
But friends could just watching you doing the work. Even if it's about demolishing a house :):
When the telemarketing was invented? What was its evolution?
To
you can find some answers.
God must be a great engineer!
Engineers vs. God
One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."
The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"
10,000 people visited Ikea store in Romania on 21 March 2007, its first day of operation. In all of 2007, the company expects about one million people to visit the outlet.
A funny reminder of how important is 8 March, the International Women's Day
It's one of the funniest clips ever! I found somewhere the translation from dutch language, so here it is:
The characters:
Host = Eric Hartman
High voice guy = Valair
Woman in wheelchair = Marijke
Talking guy in the audiance
Story teller: 17 years ago Eric Hartman was the host of the succesfull talkshow called Boemerang a talkshow that caused a lot of emotion.
ERIC HARTMAN:Marijke was 18 when a doktor dammaged her spine during a routine opperation. and valair was victim ofa absent assistant, you are watching boemerang, and today we are talkin about medical failures.
Interview scene:
ERIC HARTMAN:Boemerang was it, it was mine. the first show on televison where we could speak free about sadness, emotions and also sexuality. just about anything. it was a show that provoked a lot of controversy it was a life show. it was watched very critically. and i knew that when i made a mistake, i was f*cked. and euhm, during my show about medical failures, it went completely wrong.
In show scene:
ERIC HARTMAN:what happend exactly with you marijke?
MARIJKE:i was hospitalised for a tumor. and then they opperated me. and then they hit my spine *snif snif*
ERIC HARTMAN:we return to you in a few minutes.. valair.. you went to the hospital for a simple treatment euhm. and what was wrong with you?
VALAIR:*high voice* well euhmm
ERIC HARTMAN:*cough* excuse me
VALAIR:*high voice* well I had alot of pain in the throat. And the cause were my toncils
ERIC HARTMAN:with your toncils you say?
VALAIR:*high voice* and the docter recommended surgery. With this as the consequence..
Interview scene2:
ERIC HARTMAN:Valair was mismasterd on his vocalcords, and when he spoke, there came out such a funny voice and I had to laugh, and i knew that i couldnt laugh. so i tryed to keep is in. but how harder i tried to concentrate on the earnestness, the more i felt like “i cant keep it in” it was horrible.
In show scene2:
ERIC HARTMAN:Marijke? you had a normale life before the opperation. and in the sudden you came out of the narcosisand then you notice, it aint the same as it was. how did you react?
MARIJKE:at first alot of unbelieve.
VALAIR:*high voice* unbelieve is actualy the….
ERIC HARTMAN:*laugh* excuse me...
VALAIR:*high voice* unbelieve is actualy the right word what Marijke uses.
ERIC HARTMAN:*laughs*
VALAIR:*high voice* That was the first thing for me to. Because i thought: “it can't be that"...
ERIC HARTMAN:*laughts harder* Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me lady’s and gentlemen. so you try to... *burst in laughing*
VALAIR:*high voice* I realy don't understand what is happening here?
ERIC HARTMAN:Sorry, Valair i’m really sorry.. excuse me, lady’s and gentlemen.. that means for example that sexuality is a big problem...
MARIJKE:My boyfriend left me.
ERIC HARTMAN: hmm... okay
VALAIR:*high voice* the fact is that...
ERIC HARTMAN:*snorts*
VALAIR:*high voice* That if you have sex, not only the physical counts, but also the sweet talk.
ERIC HARTMAN:*screams & burst out in laughing*
VALAIR:*high voice* I find this very inappropriate, i mean do we have to continue, because now i rather remain silent.
ERIC HARTMAN:excuse me, lady’s and gentlemen excuse me, we have a question from someone in the audience, sir, you had a remark?
MAN:*low voice* I got the same….
ERIC HARTMAN:*screaming and burst out in laughing again*
MAN:*low voice* i was also hurt on my vocal cords in a very easy treatment.
VALAIR:*high voice* I realy find this very inappropriate!
MAN:*low voice* I find this very aggravating to be laught at in the face.
VALAIR:*high voice* you absolutely can't do this..!!
AUDIANCE: *applause*
ERIC HARTMAN:it was a conspiracy.. they just want me to leave. there where enough indications, normaly i could prepare my show with my guest.. that evening valair couldn't make it on time. Suddenly the whole network direction and euhm... i was fired, and Boemerang was over! and that was the end of my career.. my TV career.
You are still listening to radio Randstad 103.4 fm with DJ Boemerang, i’m here for all of your questions, requests, problems... do you wanna buy or sell something? it can all be done, throw a guestion to dj boemerang, and he throws the answer back!
*song starts, and movie ends*
